Three wise men were ruling whether Nasrudin was a sage or a fraud.
“What is bread?” asked Nasrudin.
“Water and flour.” Said the first.
“Food.” Said the second.
“Cooked dough.” Said the third.
“If you can’t agree on bread, how can you agree on me?” asked Nasrudin.
Nasrudin was hoisted on the villagers’ shoulders. Laughing.