Sleeping Zeus accidentally impregnated Gaia, the earth goddess.
Their offspring, Agdistis, possessed both genders.
The gods castrated Agdistis, creating the goddess Kybele.
Agdistis’ manhood fell to earth, growing into the almond tree.
A nut from its branches dropped onto nymph Nana’s lap.
And she became pregnant.
She bore a son, Attis, who became Kybele’s lover.